i would follow you to the ends of the earth with only mild complaining
i wanna go for walks in the middle of the night but i also dont want to die ya feel
just girly things
*seductively* water makes me wet
you are a dude
maybe you arent aware how water works
i never knew friendzoning boys was as easy as saying thanks im gonna use my manners more
further evidence that straight boys think compliments are magic words that are supposed to make women immediately strip naked
What’s the appropriate, non-friendzoning response?
"You look pretty today."
"Okay, fine, I’ll suck your dick."
when will straight boys stop
Taking out the Trash. Trash that doesn’t get along gets thrown away.
girls are amazing
which female character is your favorite?
I’ve made a lot of mistakes in my life but at least I didn’t just give Steven Moffat an Emmy
if you have school tomorrow
does anybody else clean their phone screen by wiping it on their boob or is that just me
Me: *looks at phone for 10 seconds*
Adult: WOAH GEE GOLLY YOU CANT GO 10 MINUTES WITHOUT DIGGING YOUR HEAD IN YOUR PHONE CANT YOU
shoutout to those followers that aren’t the same blog type as you and never even reblog you but still follow you
i think levi’s personality and the way he talks can be described as “kool aid in a wine glass”
the only disadvantage to cereal is you cant hear anything while watching tv