dajo42:

realistically the space under my bed is very small so if a monster did in fact live there it would have to also be very small

it would be some kind of baby monster

i would have to look after it

imagineyouricon:

Imagine waking up on the floor in the morning, your bedsheets, mattress and pillows are missing. You walk into the livingroom and all the couchpillows and anything similar is in a big heap with your icon in the middle of it because they tried to make a pillowfort but it was too heavy and collapsed and fell on them.

princefili:

an unexpected journey:

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the desolation of smaug:

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the battle of five armies:

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meowgon:

kinginthewest:

it’s just like, why are there cat emojis for loads of emotions as well as normal humans emojis

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like, when do i need to express these emotions… but as a cat

they’re not for you… they’re for ME

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staff:

we warned you about that anime shit

merlinsbearditsthedoctor:

scottish:

remember when these pieces of shit were everywhere and they were the best thing ever
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and when you were too old to play with them you would just randomly move one when no one was looking

popularboyfriend:

my life is one part “wait” and another part “what”

420calum:

So at work yesterday we only had pink spoons to hand out for the frozen yogurt and every male asked if we had a different color spoon because they did not like pink and it’s femininity and lemme tell u that this proves boys are weak and a fuckjng pink spoon proved that

perilousseas:

equiuszahhot:

do you ever hear a line in a song and it’s just so painfully clever you just sit there in shock for the remainder of the song

  • me when it starts getting cloudy: yeees
  • me when it starts raining: yeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSS

metahumer:

thug life more like ugh life

snapchatting:

you’re the most beautiful person i’ve ever seen, and no i’m not saying that because we’re right next to McDonald’s and i’m out of money

THEME